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- There's a tiny door in mi office, Maxine. It's a portal and it takes you inside John Malkovich. You see the world through John Malkovich's eyes... and then after about fifteen minutes you're spit out... into a ditch on the side of The New Jersey Turnpike.
- Sounds great!. Who the fuck is John Malkovich?