Gordon Cole

COOPER, YOU REMIND ME TODAY OF A SMALL MEXICAN CHIHUAHUA.

First lines

Biff Wilcox is looking for you, Rusty James. He's gonna kill you, Rusty James.

Lester in the shower

Look at me, jerking off in the shower... This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here.

Ricky and the Weed

My dad thinks I paid for all this with catering jobs. Never underestimate the power of denial.