Joker

- I believe whatever doesn't kill you, simply makes you... stranger.

Banksy

-Yeah, I was faced with that terrible thing, when somebody shows you their work and everything about it is shit... so... you don't really know where to start.

Cancer

-A tumor?
-Yes.
-Me?
-Yes.
-That doesn't make any sense though. I mean... I don't smoke, I don't drink... I recycle...

Hugs

-It does not feel good. It, it hurts.

-Oh, like a cut, or bruise?

-Like a burn. Like when you go outside and your feet freeze and you come back in and then they thaw out? It's like that. It's almost exactly like that.

Oliver

You make me laugh but it's not funny.

The army of the Twelve Monkeys

-I'm here about some monkeys.
-Monkeys?
-Monkeys. Yes. Twelve of them.

I'm a mental patient

You are a total nutcase, completely deranged, delusional, paranoid. Your thought process is all fucked up. Your information train is jammed, man!

Gordon Cole

COOPER, YOU REMIND ME TODAY OF A SMALL MEXICAN CHIHUAHUA.

First lines

Biff Wilcox is looking for you, Rusty James. He's gonna kill you, Rusty James.

Lester in the shower

Look at me, jerking off in the shower... This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here.

Ricky and the Weed

My dad thinks I paid for all this with catering jobs. Never underestimate the power of denial.

Psychoanalysis

-Why is the last patient of the day always the hardest?
-Because you're tired and you don't give a shit. It's not super-natural.

Bureaucracy

This is your receipt for your husband... and this is my receipt for your receipt.

Mrs. Dalloway

I seemed to be unraveling

Candita

Las cartas de amor se responden o se devuelven.

Love

When I'm around you, I kind of feel like I'm on drugs. Not that I do drugs. Unless you do drugs, in wich case I do them all the time. All of them.

Club Silencio

¡No hay banda! There is no band. It is all an illusion...

Club Kid

- Okay, you guys are on stage if five.
- What do you mean, on stage?
- You know - your show.
- Wait, what show?
- But we don't do anything!

Solomon

Life is beautiful. Really, it is. Full of beauty and illusions. Life is great. Without it, you'd be dead.

Xenia, Ohio

When I sit down to eat, I get sexy! When I go to bed, I get hungry!
I saw a man lying in the street, and I said, "Can I help you?" He said,"No. I just found a parking space. Now I'm waiting for my wife to go buy a car!"

Nikki

This is a story that happened yesterday. But I know it's tomorrow.

Piotrek

There are consequences to one's actions. And there certainly would be consequences to wrong actions.

Black Meat

- There are no accidents. For example, I've been killing my own wife slowly over a period of years.
- What?
- Well, not intentionally. I mean, on the level of conscious intention, it's insane, monstrous.
- But you do consciously know it. You just said it. We're discussing it.
- Not consciously. This is all happening telephatically, non-consciously.
- What do you mean?
- If you look carefully at my lips, you'll realize that I'm actually saying something else.

Orchids

Do I have an original thought in my head? My bald head. Maybe if I were happier, my hair wouldn't be falling out. Life is short. I need to make the most of it. Today is the first day of the rest of my life. I'm a walking cliché.

Green Line bus

He had made a request for his usual escort, the one from his days in the circuit, to meet him at the pier by way of the Green Line bus. As always, she was late.

Stéphane TV

In dreams, emotions are overwhelming.

Random thoughts for Valentine's day, 2004

Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.

Jack Torrance

Heeere's Johnny!

Malkovich's head

- There's a tiny door in mi office, Maxine. It's a portal and it takes you inside John Malkovich. You see the world through John Malkovich's eyes... and then after about fifteen minutes you're spit out... into a ditch on the side of The New Jersey Turnpike.

- Sounds great!. Who the fuck is John Malkovich?

The Rug

That rug really tied the room together.

Hurricane's documentary

You're a stone fox.

Judith

Happines is not always the best way to be happy.

Who you gonna call... GHOSTBUSTERS!

I'm Bill Murray, you're everybody else.

November 12, 1955

Unbelievable, that old Biff could have chosen that particular date. It could mean that that point in time inherently contains somo sort of cosmic significance. Almost as if it were the temporal junction point for the entire space-time continuum. On the other hand, it could just be an amazing coincidence.

Mrs. Fox

If what I think is happening is happening, it better not be.

The Bar

I know what's going on. We got a bunch of fucking vampires out there, trying to get in here and suck our fucking blood. And that's it. Plain and simple. I don't want to hear anything about "I don't believe in vampires", because I don't fucking believe in vampires, but I believe in my own two eyes, and what I saw, is fucking vampires. Now, do we all agree that what we are dealing with is vampires?

The Mirror

You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK.

Mitzuko & Jun

- Jun, why do you only take pictures of the rooms we stay in and never what we see outside while we travel?
- Those other things are in my memory. The hotel rooms and the airports are the things I'll forget.

Roberto

I scream. You scream. We all scream. For ice cream.

Pop Music

Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?

Women Now

Hey, yeah, uh, I'm just calling to procure a hasty abortion. What? - Can you just hold on for a second, I'm on my hamburger phone.

New Year's Eve

And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

Jack Rabbit Slim

- Don't you hate that?
- What?
- Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?
- I don't konw. That's a good question.
- That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence.

Andy's party

- We've met before, haven't we.
- I don't think so. Where was it you think we met?
- At your house. Don't your remember?
- No. No, I don't. Are you sure?
- Of course. As a matter of fact, I'm there right now.
- What do you mean? You're where right now?
- At your house.
- That's fucking crazy, man.
- Call me. Dial your number. Go ahead.

Italian Vogue

Okay, but if anyone tears out any sheets that I want, you gotta make color Xerox copies of those pages, and I'm not talkin' fuckin' Kinko's here either. You take it to the art department and have them do it fucking right.

Rosebud

No, I don't think so; no. Mr. Kane was a man who got everything he wanted and then lost it. Maybe Rosebud was something he couldn't get, or something he lost. Anyway, it wouldn't have explained anything... I don't think any word can explain a man's life. No, I guess Rosebud is just a... piece in a jigsaw puzzle... a missing piece.