Solomon

Life is beautiful. Really, it is. Full of beauty and illusions. Life is great. Without it, you'd be dead.

Xenia, Ohio

When I sit down to eat, I get sexy! When I go to bed, I get hungry!
I saw a man lying in the street, and I said, "Can I help you?" He said,"No. I just found a parking space. Now I'm waiting for my wife to go buy a car!"